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Password Journal 2011
Price : $24.99 $18.00
Features
: - Electronic password protected journal keeps secrets safe and secure
- Journal automatically opens with voice recognition and password
- New feature has hidden compartment with 2nd voice-activated password
- Includes dual light switch, loose leaf paper, storage space, and clips to personalize journal
- Intruder alert lets you know when others have tried to gain access to your journal
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Celebrating more than 10 years on the market as the leading electronic journal for girls, Radica introduces Password Journal 7, an update of the classic journal. This updated Password Journal includes a new look and feel with some of the cool features tweens love most about previous versions including a microphone to record voice for security access. Also, a voice recording alerts you when intruders have tried to access your journal. This version has a new feature: a hidden compartment that only you can access by using a second voice-activated password. The Journal comes with a pen and an assortment of fun stickers to decorate your journal. Light allows girls to share special messages with friends.
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Wild Planet Lazer Tripwire
Price : $29.99 $19.00
Features
: - Your Own High Tech Security System!
- Set Up an Invisible Protected Perimeter with the 3 Lazer Units
- Protect Your Room - Know when an Intruder Enters.
- Lazers can be Easily Moved to Different Areas
- Encourages Imagainative Play
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Protect your space with invisible lazer beams! Warning alarms alert you to intruders, while 3 lazer units form a perimeter that protects your top secret stuff ? just like banks and museums use!
Features include:
•Your Own High Tech Security System!
•Set Up an Invisible Protected Perimeter with the 3 Lazer Units
•Protect Your Room - Know when an Intruder Enters.
•Lazers can be Easily Moved to Different Areas
•Encourages Imagainative Play
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Sesame Street - Elmo Cell Phone
Price : $11.99 $11.99
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: - Your child can easily slide this cell phone toy open to hear what three different Sesame Street friends have to say, and "place calls" to Oscar, Ernie and Abby Cadabby.
- Elmo?s Cell Phone makes your child feel like part of the gang on Sesame Street!
- Elmo?s Cell Phone toy lets your child hear Sesame Street friends talking or "call" Oscar, Ernie and Abby Cadabby.
- Cell phone toy slides open or closed.
- Cell phone toy comes with instructions.
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Sesame Street Elmo Cell Phone
Kids can be just like mom and dad with Sesame Street Elmo Cell Phone. They can connect with three Sesame Street friends: Oscar, Ernie and Abby Cadabby . Great colors are sure to keep kids gabbing away.
Why You'll Love It: This fun phone is full of pretend play.
Age: 18 months to 4 years
Features - Slide open action
- Interactive fun
- Sesame Street theme
Required Batteries: 2 AAA batteries (included)
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Wild Planet Spy Gear Evidence Kit
Price : $21.99 $12.99
Features
: - Includes Real 30X Microscope
- Comes with UV Blacklight
- Has 10 Piece Fingerprint Kit
- Mobile Carry Case Keeps Tools Organized
- Comes with LED Flashlight
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Uncover top-secret evidence! This all-in-one inspection set is packed with over 12 tools that reveal invisible fingerprints and magnify even the smallest pieces of evidence. Pack it all in the mobile carry case so you can analyze clues on the go!
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Portal - Prop Replica - Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device [Limited Edition]
Price : $139.99 $423.88
Features
: - From the Hit video game Portal
- Orange and Blue LED lights
- 1:1 Life size scale
- Limited Edition
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One of the most requested video game replicas of all time, the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (ASHPD) can now be yours. Life size 1:1 scale replica measures nearly 30" in length. It features both orange and blue LED lights and unique sounds that correspond to each color. A 3 way switch allows you to select blue, orange or off and when you pull the trigger you activate the "firing" and sound. Limited to 5000 pcs. Requires 3 "C" Batteries.
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Question : How to get kicked out of Wal-Mart (2).?
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions86. Swing on the half price banners87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty89. Hold Barbie for ransom90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"94. Do your own radio show over the intercom95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask96. Glue96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every ite
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My favorite had to be the pennies. Or the "don't think that". 106. Go up to a sales rep and ask "I can't find a price sticker anywhere..." and point to your shirt or theirs. 107. Blow up some condoms and put them in carts with kids in them.108. Dress up as a sales rep and when people ask you which aisle, say 9 and 3 quarters in a mystical voice. Winking helps.109. When you see a kid yell to the mothers "NO DOGS ALLOWED IN THE STORE!!!" Stick with your story and try to convince them that the kid is actually a dog. 110. Try to sell knives by saying "this would do a foot!""Worked on my ex."111. Follow an old guy around while shuffling like him. Swaying when necessary.112. When the person in front of you is checking out approximate the total but sound like it's right. Or better yet find the prices of all the things while following them and then tell the total to the checker. 113. Switch the shampoos and the conditioners in the wrong bottle.114. When going down an aisle freak out and say "ITS TOO SMALL!!! I CAN'T FIT!!! THE UNIVERSE IS TOOO SMALL!!!!!!!"
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Question : how do they do this electronic thing on computers in movies?
how do they pretend to hack in movies and have these PC's that have these kind of programs and electronics?check resident evil out and go to 6:16 and see what im talking about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-w5quPQkWA&feature=fvwi wanna know what its called and if i can download something similar and see how it looks like from close up (of course its not a real thing)
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That's movie magic x3But basically he is just connecting to one computer from another, which you can do by using Remote Desktop Connection (don't download it from anywhere, this is already on your computer!):Windows XP: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/using/mobility/getstarted/remoteintro.mspxWindows Vista/7: http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/windows-vista/turn-on-remote-desktop-in-windows-vista/
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Question : Will it go on your record if you get in trouble for getting electronics taken away at school?
My school is having a talent show and my friends and I can't go to each other's houses every single day to practice for our dance routine so we practice at break time. In order to practice, my friends had asked me to bring my PSP to school and use it at break time to play the song we will be dancing to at the talent show so we can practice. Most of the teachers don't even care if we bring the PSP because they know we need it to practice and that we are not using it at learning times. Even one of the teachers said good job to us!So today one of the teachers saw us in a spot where adults can't see us outside but we chose that spot so we can practice peacefully and the teacher told us to move in a different area where adults can see us. So we moved to a different area but my friend was holding the PSP while my other friends and I were dancing to the routine. But then the teacher went up to us and said to turn off the PSP and told us to give it to her. So we gave it to her and she said that we can get it back later.In the end of the day, one of the other teachers came to our class and started talking about how we shouldn't bring electronics to school and said, "I know that even if your teacher is here, you wouldn't do that." We had a sub that day but even if our teacher was here, she wouldn't mind and she knew we were doing it to practice.So the teacher said that the owners should get their electronics now and was holding it up. One of my other friends went to get their iTouch and I was too scared to go up to get my PSP and one of my other friends saw that I'm too scared so she went up to get it for me and pretended to be the owner. Now the teachers wrote a note to my teacher of what happened and I don't wanna get in trouble and I don't want this to go on my record. So I was wondering, will this go to my record?I'm in sixth grade by the way.
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No
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Question : 56 things to do at walmart?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Category: Point to be Noted Fifty-Six fun things to do in Walmart1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions."40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
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57. Follow Granny around and put things in her cart. If she catches you play stupid and pretend that you got your carts confused. See how much you can add to her cart!
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Question : I'm becoming a serial killer?
I have a crappy life and I just hate the human society today. I feel so much anger in me. When I was in 8th grade I lost my social life and I became a loner. The reason why is because I got in a fist fight and got teased for it so much I developed anxiety. I got paranoid when I walked down the streets. To this day I still have that paranoia. When I was in 7th grade I got bullied by this guy so many times. He still picks on me today. I always have fantasies of kidnapping him and torturing him. He is the reason why I don’t hang out with any of my old friends. I can’t hang out with people without them teasing me. I don’t hate girls like serial killers. I used to adore them. I never had a girlfriend. I used to have a big time crush on this one girl during freshman year but she rejected me for another guy. I sometimes torture my dog just to get my anger out after all the teasing I’ve suffered from. I can’t control myself when I torture it. I smash old electronics with a hammer and pretend it’s one the kids I hate so I can get my anger out also. I hate school so much I skip it. My dad used to abuse me a lot. He used to be an alcoholic when I was 7 and sometimes he would home late and beat me up until I bleed or got a bruise. Remembering it brings me chills into my blood. My mother never defended me. She was scared of my dad. After the 8th grade I went to see a therapist but no luck. I’m still the same. I feel like I’m a social reject to this world. Killing some who are parasites to the human society is the solution. I’m not trolling or typing this for fun I really just need to explain this to someone. I know Yahoo Answer isn’t the place for this but everyone ignores me on facebook.Benji you're such a fucking asshole I hate parasitic humans like you. People like you need to die. Who is stupid enough to put this as their status on facebook? I message them instead. so FUCK YOU
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Don't worry about it just try to keep yourself together and stick with reality, it comes with your age that's all, find a hobbie and do something you love and motivates you
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Question : Calculating pressure in a sealed tube?
This is not a homework assignment, but one related to an electronics exercise I am doing.I need to know how much pressure there is in a sealed tube when it is immersed in water. The tube is open at the bottom and sealed at the top. It is (for sake of arguement) 1.01 metres tall (1 metre plus a centimetre). It is sitting in a tank of water which while closed up, is basically open to atmospheric pressure - ie, th tank does not have an airtight seal. The question is twofold:- what is the pressure in the tube when there is 500mm of water in the tank- same question, but for 1 metre of water The centimetre gap will contain some electronics but for purpose of calculation, pretend it is empty. In reality there will probably 5-7cm extra height, but with the calculation I will be able to work all this out.My gut says the relationship between water height and pressure is logarithmic, not linear. Is this correct? Or is it a graph of some other function?If you could provide the calculation used to determine this I would be grateful. Finally, does anyone know where to buy air pressure sensors (like skydivers use to measure altitude and rate of descent) that would cover the ranges provided in the question above. Atmospheric to ...? Or is this range too extreme for such sensors? Thanks in advance.I didn't make myself clear - th situation is a tank 1 metre deep, and a sealed tube standing vertically in it, almost to the bottom. It will extend slightly above the top so a full tank will return a pressure value to a sensor.
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The pressure is the same inside the tube as it is outside. And the pressure is just the weight of the water above the point in question.so at a depth of 500 meters, the weight of a block of water 1 m x 1m x 500mdensity of water at 20C = 998 kg/m³998 kg/m³ x 500 m³ = 499000 kgweight is 499000 kg x 9.8 = 4890200 Nso the pressure is 4.89 MP.
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Question : the last things to do at wal mart?
59. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 63. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."66. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. If you’re female: Take some men’s clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist “But I AM a man” if the attendant says anything. If you’re a man, vice versa. 69. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking. 70. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff the, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"71. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here. 72. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.) 73. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemmorhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem. 74. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly. 77. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 78. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying. 79. One word: STREAK! 80. Excesively use anything thing that says "Try Me". 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to Mc Donald's and try to return a toaster. 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are. 84. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". 85. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department. 90. Put lingerie in the men's department. 91. Put super sexy women’s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around. 92. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Put condoms in the mannequin's hands, and cigarettes in their mouths.(Safety warning: Leave cigarettes unlit.) 95. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing". 96. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept. 97. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy. 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. 99. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone. 100. Ask everyone in "Electronics""Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out. 101. Bark while trying on dog c
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Whoa Dude! Don't you have a job or go to school or anything?
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Question : 65 WAYS TO GET KICK OUT OF WAL*MART?
1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code in Warehouses,…”and see what happens.3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display ofsomething and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thingthat’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale,All Items 99% Off”6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at leasttwo times.7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the themefrom ‘Mission Impossible’.8. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out10. Set up a tent in the camping department11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pickyour nose.12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask ‘Whycan't you people just leave me alone?14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say “PICKME! PICK ME!”17. See what you can “catch” by casting fishing poles into differentisles.18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.21. Try to get people to race you across the store.22. Sit on the floor and watch T. V. in the electronics department.23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looksyou get24. Super glue quarters to the floor and count how many people try topick them up25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexicanrap and turn the volume all the way up.26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly,humming to yourself.28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.30. Walk up to random strangers and say “I haven't seen you in solong!” etc.31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don't tell them thatthey're playing.33. Test brushes and combs34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G. I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroesbattle of epic proportions.35. Take bets on the battle.36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.37. Follow people.38. Play with the price scanners.39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.40. Play with the automatic doors.41. Make a pillow fort.43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.48. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s49. “Re-alphabetize” the books.50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.51. Running around the store screaming Walmart stinks, Walmart stinkslet’s go to target!52. Buy a candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar.Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored.53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and ifthe store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don'tget out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes aboutunicorns.59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetalposition and scream.”NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”60. Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming“Oo-oo-aaa-aa!” And attack whoever buys bananas61.Run up and down aisle with underwear on your head singing" I'm captain underpants until someone stops you62.Open three packs of tissue and blow your nose in them and give them to other customers.63.Take a bottle of tooth paste and wright"I was here"64.Do the worm in the middle of the store.65. Run around the store yelling"Code 4"
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Question : fun things to do at walmart [joke]?
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!''* Try on bras over top of your clothes.* Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy''* Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.''* Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. * While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?''. * Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. * Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. *. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. * As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!''* Put M&M's on layaway. * Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. * Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. * Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. * Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!"* TP as much of the store as possible. * Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. * Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) * When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?"* When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!''* Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Take bets on the battle described above. * Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...) * While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. * While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.'* Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. * Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. * Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. * Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store. * Two words: ''Marco Polo.'* Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. * ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. * In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. * While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. * When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!''* Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. * Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. * Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie."* Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. * Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. * Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. * Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles. * In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).''* Hold indoor shopping cart races. * Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. * Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?''* Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?''* Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.''* Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. * Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention. E-Mail this Joke If you don't value friendship you are welcome to e-mail this joke to a friend.
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and that is why I am banned from Tesco
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Question : 56 thing to do in walmart!!!?
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"5. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 6. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 7. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy"8. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 9. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".10. Play with the automatic doors. 11. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 12. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this ****, anyway?"13. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 14. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 15. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 16. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 17. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"18. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 19. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 20. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 21. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 22. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"23. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 24. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. 25. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"26. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"27. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 28. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 29. Take bets on the battle described above. 30. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 31. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 32. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 33. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission:Impossible."34. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 35. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 36. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 37. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. 38. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 39. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation i.e: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions."40. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"41. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 42. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 43. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie."44. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 46. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 47. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 48. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting wiheres the rest 49. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!!!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)."50. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 51.When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 52.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 53.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 54. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"55. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."56. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it!
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i would probably do #1,6,12, and 38..funny!
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